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Spank the Monkey is swinging in the trees
Just fooling around eating some leaves
He is getting kind of nervous
Tomorrow is his first day at School
He hopes that he doesn’t do anything stupid
And act the fool
The next morning his Father yells out’Spank
get yourself out of bed and stop playing with
your little head’
Spank doesn’t know what his Daddy means
But he jumps out of bed full of Beans
Twenty minutes later Spank is on his way to
Kindergarten
The School Bus is full of Monkeys fooling
around and farting
The Monkey sitting next to him introduces himself
as Monkey number Thirteen.
Spank says ‘What kind of name is that? What was
your Mother thinking?
Spank says ‘My name is Spank the Monkey
Number Thirteen laughs out loud ‘you should
talk with a name like that what was your Father
drinking?
Again Spank doesn’t understand what is wrong
with his name?
Maybe number thirteen is just playing a game?
At his first class the Teacher asks the Monkeys to
say their names out loud
When it is Spanks turn he is a little apprehensive
he knows that he is shy and somewhat sensitive
But he stands up and proudly says ‘My name is
Spank the Monkey’
All the other male Monkeys laugh and move their
hands in a jerking motion
The Teacher jumps to her feet and yells out to
stop all the commotion.
Spank hangs his head he knows that the other
Monkeys are laughing at him so he runs out of
the room
Number Thirteen yells ‘Slow down Spank you don’t
want to cum to soon
Somehow Spank makes it through the day
At recess he stayed by himself while all the
other Monkeys went to play
Then he smiles cause after School he is going
to Maccas for a happy meal and a shake
Come on time hurry up for goodness sake
Spanks Mum picks him up outside the Schoolgate
About time to she is ten minutes late
On the way his Mum tells him that his Dad is
on his way
Spank just smiles he is so excited that he has
nothing to say
After ordering their food they take it to a corner
table
His first happy meal he tries to speak but he isn’t
able
Biting into his burger Spank bites a piece of
Pickle ‘Yuck’ and he throws it to the floor
His Mum yells ‘spank don’t jerk the Gherkin
or you will have an accident’
Spanks Dad Jack finally arrives his Mum says
Jack you late?
His Dad replies ‘No I am just happy to see you two’
Spank then tells his Mum that he has to Poo
She takes him to the little Boys room
And Spank does his crap
His Mum yells out ‘ Do you want me to wipe your
arse ‘
Spank think can you say it a little louder sometimes
Mum has no class
Arriving home Spank goes outside to play with his
friends
They still rib him about his name they ask ‘Have
you done it yet have you spanked the Monkey
Spank doesn’t understand how can you do your name?
Getting home just in time for Dinner Spank goes and
washes his hands
Tonight it Roast Chicken and Butterscotch Pudding
Dad starts to carve the Chicken but he doesn’t do a very
good job
Spanks Mum yells ‘Jack don’t Choke The Chicken
and watch out for bones
After the Chicken it is time for the Pudding
Spanks Dad goes to the Oven and pulls the rack
out too fast
Spanks mum yells ‘Jack don’t Pull The Pud just
take it easy
After eating Spanks goes and washes his hands
that Chicken was really greasy
Then it is time to do his chores today he has to go
around the House and wipe all the door knobs clean
Spanks Dad tells him ‘Remember Spank you have to rub
the knob really hard’
Spank is growing up fast and he is now a teenager
And something is happening downstairs
That big thing sticking out has caught him unawares
He puts his hand on it and his whole body tingles
This is a new sensation
This thing they call masturbation
Things begin to escalate quickly and Spank finds
himself in a sticky situation
Now he understands why he was teased about his
name
For that he has his Parents to blame
What were they thinking?
What were they drinking?
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