This is a story about Bucky the Beaver
Who lives in a dam in North America near the
Canadian border
Bucky is a bit delusional
Cause he thinks he looks a lot like Justin Beiber
But with his two huge front teeth
He looks more like a water loving Wombat
Or an overgrown Dam building Rat
Buckys problem has always been his Teeth
He is always chewing and gnawing
but his Teeth continue to grow
Bucky is normally calm and just goes with the flow
But his Teeth are a real problem they are getting
him down
Bucky has come to realise that he has to make his
way into town
So Bucky stands on the side of the road with his
Thumb out
But out in the wilderness there aren’t that many Cars
about
About an hour later a Pontiac pulls over and the driver
offers Bucky a ride
But doesn’t know whether to take the ride or run and hide
Cause the radio is blaring way too loud
But he gets in the front seat and tells the driver to take
him to the nearest town
And can you turn that music down?
The driver turns down the radio and then she gives Bucky
the once over
‘Man you are one ugly Mammal with your greasy fur’
‘And you are showing way too much enamel’
Bucky thinks Mammal you might as well call me a freaking Camel’
Bucky is feeling down and his Head hits the ground
He cant that the driver was so Goddamn rude
Another Human with a bad attitude
Bucky tells the driver to stop and he slams the door as he climbs out
He crosses the road with tears welling in his Eyes
He goes to a puddle to see his reflection
It takes him a while to form the connection
His two front Teeth are now four inches in length
His Knees buckle God give me strength
If Buckys Teeth don’t stop growing he wont be able to eat
He needs a solution and he needs it quick
Or Bucky is going to get mighty sick
But first off Bucky needs some water he is starting to dry out
With a swim and a frolic Bucky gets in a better mood
But what he really needs is some food
But Buckys Teeth are getting longer even as we speak
Even longer then a Sabre Tooth Tiger at its peak
It isn’t funny anymore Bucky is in a bad place
With those two huge Cuspids spread all over his face
As Bucky is having a wash he notices that he is wahing
in a River maybe he can swim down stream and get some help
He can survive on good wishes and a mouthful of Kelp
So Bucky does the backstroke he doesn’t even know where he is
going
He just drifts with the current into the unknown
Then he lands in the Puget sound
As Bucky hits the shore he shakes himself off like a Dog
He feels like a furry tailed thumping Frog
Then he sees the bright lights of a town or a city
His high hopes get a bit of a lift
Maybe he can find a well wisher bearing a gift
Arriving in town Bucky comes to a Butcher shop
Maybe the Butcher can use a meat cleaver to give his
Teeth the chop
Walking inside Bucky sees a Butcher with a meat cleaver
and an apron full of Blood and gore
At the sight of the Blood Buckys Eyes roll back
And he lands with a thud on the floor
But seeing that Beavers only stand one foot tall
The fall wasn’t a big one
Bucky was more embaressed then hurt
Bucky gets to his feet and brushes off the dirt
Then he scampered to the door
He want be going back there no more
Bucky crosses the road and there is a sign that said
‘Mechanic on duty’
Maybe the Mechanic can put his Teeth in a vice and use
a hack saw
And cut his teeth down to size
But then again maybe that wouldn’t be so wise
So Bucky keeps on walking looking for another solution
for his toothy problem
For his two front Teeth are now 9 inches long
Buckys Stomach starts to rumble
He needs to eat and he needs to eat now
He would even eat the hoof off a Cow
Once again Bucky is walking and this time he comes to
the door of the local Chinese
After reading the menu he orders a bowl of soup and a straw
Because of his Teeth Bucky cant chew no more
With a slurp and a burp Bucky finishes off his lunch
Then he goes to pay the bill the Chinese Waitress at the
register looks Bucky in the Eye ‘You are one ugly Mammal
why don’t you get your teeth fixed?’
‘You should go to Dr Wu’ Who? ‘No Wu he is the best Dentist
in town
He is also the only Dentist in town
Bucky hasn’t got a choice and he waddles towards the Dentist
door His Teeth are now so long they almost hit the floor
He walks inside the Dentist office and the Receptionist gives
him a startled look ;Man you are one ugly’ she doesn’t get to
finish before Bucky screams out’ I am not a Mammal I am a Beaver’
The Dentist door flies open and Dr Wu comes running out to see
what all the noise is about
He has one look at Bucky and ushers him inside
Bucky sits in the Dentist chair and he starts to relax
But then he sees the size of the Needle
And he lets out a silent scream that can only be heard by Dogs
And he wishes that he was home gnawing on some logs
Dr Wu places the gas mask over Buckys face
And soon Bucky is sleeping like a Baby
Then Dr Wu starts sawing and filing while his Assistant sucks
up the drool
Then the good Doctor does some buffing with a noisy tool
After the buff and polish Bucky wakes up from his snooze
Will the result be good or bad news?
The Doctor hands Bucky a mirror and Bucky cant believe
his Eyes
His Teeth are shiny and sparkling and back to normal size
Bucky is now back home building a Dam in his favourite pond
He has a full Stomach and he is chewing and gnawing on his
favourite cuts of wood
Bucky with his new pearly white Colgate smile
He is now back home for good.
THE END.
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