I am out and about doing a bit of this and a bit of that
But I am bored out of mind as a matter of fact
I am buying some food
Trying on some clothes
This whole shopping thing gets right up my nose
After about five hours I have no more money to spend
So I head on home to my Electronic Friend
My Electronic Friend is a Playstation number four
I turn it on power it up I cant stand the waiting no more
I cant wait to start playing you no what I am saying
But before I no it it is 2am and today is a work day
Call Of Duty is still playing in my head
As I stagger towards my bed
Three hours later my alarm goes off to the sound of a
Rooster
I make a strong Coffee for a bit of a booster
I jump in my Car and make the long weary drive
I arrive at work tired and weary feeling barely alive
For about Eight hours I try to concentrate
I am really trying
But it is so boring and one by one I can feel my Brain
cells dying
The Clock seems to be going backwards the second hand is going
so slow
But finally it is time to go and I don’t want to be late
Cause I am heading home to my Electronic mate
My Electronic mate is a huge LED TV screen
A sleek lean arse kicking machine
I t plays all of my favourite movies
All of my documentaries and shows
Use the remote to fast forward rewind or press pause
I love my Electronic mate because you know just because
Another working day and I am having so much fun
I am beingĀ sarcastic
I just hope that today goes pretty damn quick
And what do you know it bloody well did
So I say goodbye to my workmate Sal
And o go home to my Electronic pal
My Electronic pal is a Xbox that I haven’t played before
I am going to try to get a really high score
After I set up I grab a drink and settle in my favourite seat
There is a score that I really have to beat
That score was made by my friend Larry Joes
My hands become a blur as they manouver the controls
I am winning I take a strangle hold and I squeeze and
squeeze
And I bring Larry Jones and his score to their knees
It is Saturday morning and I visit my parents and run some
errands then I go and buy some food
I chow on down getting in a really good mood
But all good things must come to an end
And I race home to my Electronic friend
My Electronic friend is a new laptop computer
I start it up and do some Internet exploring
Google Yahoo You Tube is cool never boring
But then I must have hit the wrong button because all
I see is porn again porn again porn again porn porn porn
porn porn
I think my laptop is about to overload
And I think I am about to explode
I switch off the computer and try to catch my breath
I think I have become addicted to everything Electrionic
I know that it is all in my Head but my addiction has become
chronic
To get away from it all I decide to go for a walk
I grab my keys and my mobile phone
A phone that can do everything but talk
I close the front door and I start to unwind
I walk for hours down around the Lake
To keep my mind off all things Electronic I think of my
favourite food which is Cake
I don’t know how much more of this I can stand
I have to toughen up and be a Man
Then something starts to vibrate in my pocket
It is my little battleship rocket
My Mobile phone is Electronic
I just need a little fix
So I find myself a nice secluded spot
And I don’t even think twice
I whip out my Mobile Electronic device.
THE END.
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